30 seconds to mars.....is... the.......BEST!

ohhh... heresss.. jacoby" i said confused and throwing the phone at jacoby, who had just got out of the shower.

"who is it?" he asked and looked at the phone. "ohh hey babe!" he said. I looked even more confused now.

"nooo that was katie.. shes my friend.. i was takeing a shower.." he sighed.

"fine love you to.. bye.." he hung up.

"GIRLFRIEND??" i asked. "yeaaaaaah" he sighed. "well you are a pig.." i said getting up and slapping his arm.

"howw?!" he asked. "that other girl last night.." i said. "oh katez.. jeeze that was drunkenness takeing over.." he said.

"mhm.." i sighed.

We got to the airport. "are you ready to rock the world with your best friend?" he asked stopping me before we got on the plane. "yes!" i put the rock on hand sign up. "give me some skin!" he slapped my hands.

We got on the plane and we started to act british.

"would you two like somthing to drink?" a lady asked.

"why yes! hmmm love what would you like?" jacoby said in a british accent.

"hmmmm i would love to have some tea! do you have that?" i asked.

"we do have coffee?" the lady asked.

"fucking bloody hell!!!!!!!!!!" i screamed and twitched.

Jacoby just giggeled. "yesss.. fine I guess that will do..." i sighed.

She walked away startled. "hey want my coffee i hate coffee.." i nudged jacoby.

He just started to laugh then he hugged me.

He fell asleep.. massive hangovers.. hehe.

The plane landed.

We walked off the plane arm in arm, me acting like a pre madonona, and him acting like a pimp with a hoe on his arm.

Next thing you know...where at jacobys home.

"oh...my god..." i sighed out.

"like it?" he asked, grabbing my luggage.

It was a nice almost cottage like home, on the top of a forested hill, and over the trees you could see the ocean, and the sunset, on the other side of the trees was the city.

"i think you have the nest view, in the city." i said looking around.

I noticed him staring at me.

"what?" i asked taking a glance of everything again.

"uhhh haha nothing" he said smiling and shaking his head.

He grabbed the house key and unlocked the door.

"i forgot to tell you were not leaving for a few days, so you will be crashing here," he said.

"completely fine with me" i said already raiding his fridge for food.

"what the hell! tofu dogs? what is the world coming to!" i said.

"thats my girlfriends, noo touchy" he said putting back in the fridge.

"wow she must be skinny, if she isnt putting any meat on her bones," i said looking for some real food.

"do you have any editble food?" i asked. "i am afraid not," he said grabbing my arm.

"let me show you your room, and then you can come back and look at the empty refridgerator," he said pulling me to a random bedroom.

"this!" he said laying on the bed. "is where you sleep" "this!" he said grabbing the blanket. "is what you snuggel with!" he said snuggeling in it. "this!" he said grabbing a pillow. "is what im going to hit you with!" he said throwing the pillow at me.

"its war!!!!!!!" I war cryed out.

We were running around the house, just smacking eachother with pillows.

"um.. sorry to intterupt," a voice said.

We immediately stopped.

"hey babe!" jacoby said dropping the pillow and kissing her.

"hey jacoby baby," she said between kisses, and kinda glancing at me.

I pretended to gag myslef.

"this is katie! shes been my best friend since.. we were born," jacoby said introducing me.

"hi.. katie" i said. "lisa.. nice to meet you" she said shaking my hand.

"you to" i smiled.

"shes soo fake!!!!" i yelled in... my mind.

"anyone want a drink?" jacoby said breaking silence.

"oh yes me!" lisa said.

"no thanks, ill goo for sommme food though," i yelled as he walked into the kitchen.

"katie.. you are in luck! found some pizza rolls!" he yelled.

"awesome sauce! what kind?" i yelled.

"peper...peperonoi!" he said having difficulty reading it.

"awesome!" i yelled as i went and sat down, out on the deck.

"so youve know jacoby... your whole life?" lisa asked sitting down next to me.

"yup hes my bestest friend," i said.

"lets keep it that way.." she said to me.

I looked at her like.... "no she didnt"

"umm.. you got issues.." i said getting up and walking into the kitchen.